I read this, laughed, so I had to share:

To Sam and Shannon-
Thanks for coming to my party and staying to talk and thanks for your graduation present. I thought about saving it so I could buy a Playstation and play Final Fantasy games at BYU, but I was worried that Shannon wouldn't approve. Then I thought about saving it so I could pay for the upkeep of having a cat, but I was worried that Sam would wonder why I wasn't buying a Playstation and how I planed to keep a cat when pets are prohibited in the dorms. So I decided it would be best to save it and not tell anyone exactly how I end up using it to pay for college expenses. Maybe it'll buy a keg of root beer and I can throw one of those wild parties BYU students are always prone to having.

Thanks,

Isaac